What Is The Sexiest Muscle?

What Exactly Is The Sexiest Muscle?

Biceps? Legs? Abs? No, no and uhm.. No. The sexiest muscle in the world are none of those, it’s universally attractive, and yes, sexy, if “flexed” right. So what exactly is this muscle?

Let me give you a hint, it’s usually pink or red in colour, and hidden behind it is whiteness and some moisture. Mhmm.. Got it? That’s right!

It’s The Smile!

As the famous Ghandi.. Or Obama once said, “Smile, and the world smiles with you.” It’s that simple to make yourself seem that much more likable and approachable, just smile (: However, here’s the twist.

Research has shown that it is not enough to just “smile”, humans are fine tuned to being able to subconsciously tell whether a smile is genuine or fake, and the latter is usually responded to by dissent. So it is crucial you practice your smiles, so that a genuine smile would seem genuine (seems easy unless you have severe muscle malfunctions) and a fake smile would seem genuine (as you can guess, a lot tougher). So try thinking of a something horrible (ie. of the economic shituation in America) and try smiling to it, if you can fake a genuine smile with that thought in your head, you’re prepared to take on the world. (:

Now Try This For A Week

Try this for this week, smile to whomever you talk to, genuinely, you’re allowed to drift off into your happy place for awhile to seize a happy thought to work that smile, but otherwise, flash a genuine smile to whomever you’re talking to and note their responses. I can assure you, everyone besides Simon Cowell would smile back at you and don’t be entirely surprised if you get extra fries from your favorite western stall or more mustard from your favorite hot dog stall.

Also, while you’re at it, you might as well check out this entry on How To Be Charismatic and Universally Attractive Qualities to triple your amount of fries and mustard (:

What About You?

Now that i’ve expressed my view on what I believe is the sexiest muscle, why don’t you tell me what YOU think is the sexiest muscle? (No holds barred) (:

Yours sincerely,
Desmond L.