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“The horror! The horror!”

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Yes, this happens to be a quote from the great Kurtz in Heart Of Darkness and quite frankly, it sums up my entire week. In case you’re been wondering/hoping if i died because i have not been really active this week both on my blog and producing a video, i’m sorry to disappoint the latter bunch of you all but i have prevailed from the brink of death icon biggrin The horror! The horror!

Epic Battle #1

If i were to give in to my usual tendency to exaggerate, i’d say i fought tooth to tooth with Death, and yes, he does carry a scythe and look like a grim reaper (the rumors are true). We had an epic battle, swords being wielded, lightsabers swung and nerf guns shot. In the end, i succeeded and won the battle in the most unexpected way. The rubber bullet from my nerf gun hit the grim reaper’s scythe and got sliced into two, both of which went straight into his eye. This resulted in him stumbling backwards and tumbled into the boiling hot lava of Mount Doom.

Epic Battle #2

To give this story a more modern twist, it’s actually me contracting a severe case of tonsillitis which blocked up my air passage and because of Singapore’s brilliant world class health care, resulted in me ONLY getting THREE wrong diagnosis before i got admitted to the hospital where a further ONE wrong diagnosis was made before they got it spot on. Brilliant eh? That resulted in my one entire week going down the drain.

My apologies then for not coming up with a video for my youtube audience (bunch of lovely guys apart from a few), but in some sick twisted way, i managed to learn a lesson on love in this torturous (and action packed) moments with death. It’s simple and you’ve definitely heard of it before.

Always Support Your Loved One Through Thick & Thin

During the moments where the grim reaper has his scythe around my throat, and i had one of those “flashback”  moments of my entire life, what distracted him and bought me time to fire my devastatingly deadly nerf gun was my ninja hopping girlfriend who roundhouse kicked him in the back of the head/skull. Yes, in the moments where i felt like i was giving up, my family and girlfriend turned up during those short visiting hours to support me and it has to be the decisive factor in me living and my rubber bullet pushing the grim reaper into the molten hot lava of Mount Doom.

“Through sickness and in health..”

So, as you would promise your fiances on your wedding days, to be with each other through sickness and in health, you don’t have to wait until then to start practicing it and making it a habit, in fact, start now. Not only will it strengthen your relationship, but it could possibly win the person you’re wooing over too. -grins.

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Yours sincerely,
Desmond L.

Dating Advice Video #7 : The Magic Rule Of Three

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There are various methods of getting someone to do what you want, ranging from using the magic word “please” , to hiring an assassin to threaten to kill the person unless he complies to your wishes. Two extremely common practices depending whether you’re in playground disney or in North Korea. Anyway, regardless of the point of origin, here is one technique that is universally applicable in helping you convince someone to do what you wnat. I call this technique : “The Rule Of Three”.

But first, let me explain to you this technique.

If you noticed, almost everything we do in our lives come in threes, for example it’s “Ready, set, go!” , “3, 2, 1 fire!” , the traffic light has threes colors, green, orange and red. And then there’s the holy trinity, Father, Spirit, Son. All in all, our lives are filled with threes, resulting in the subconscious association of the number three as being right. Yup, two seems one too little and four seems one too many. Three seems just right.

With this knowledge in mind, how can we use this to our advantage and.. take over the world? *evil laughter*. Well, okay, let’s not jump to taking over the world just yet, we’ll get to that later. Let’s start with attempting to win an argument with your girlfriend or boyfriend first.

First off, you should phrase your points in threes, instead of giving one single argument on why watching Twilight is bad, like “I don’t like Edward Cullen”, present three points instead, like “I don’t like Edward Cullen”, “I don’t support the abuse and use of steroids as seen in Jacob Black” and “Guys should never use glitter on themselves”. There you go, sounds much more convincing and persuasive eh? (:

Well, besides the additional 2 points, the fact that there were three reasons provided instead of two is a huge additional bonus in persuading your girlfriend to not watch the latest release of Eclipse with you. icon razz Dating Advice Video #7 : The Magic Rule Of Three

Now, this “Rule Of Three” technique can really be used for anything, from getting your way out of a bad movie, to convincing your parents to buy you a pet cheetah (still working on the points for this one). So forget your favorite number 7, 11, 13, 18.05..?! Your favorite number from now on should be the number 3, yes, the magic number 3. Cheers (:

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Yours sincerely,
Desmond L.

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