The Bro Code by Barney Stinson with Matt Kuhn, an amazing book i must say. I have personally bought the book myself when it first came out, since i was a huge fan of the comedy series “How I Met Your Mother” and let’s just say that till this day, i don’t regret having purchased it one bit. -huge grin.

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The Bro Code offers a total of 150 articles on what a bro is allowed to do and what he must never ever do, not even think! It is, essentially, a bible for all the Bros in the world to use. An amazing reference for the things to do in all of life’s shit-uations that interactions with girls may land you in. A wonderful book to carry around as it’ll get everyone flocking to you because it’s so absolutely hilarious, and a rather extreme yet effective guide to solving all the bro conflicts that you and your fellow Bros may have.

Here is a slight peek into what is inside The Bro Code. (:

Q : Can only dudes be Bros?

A: You don’t need to be a guy to be somebody’s Bro, provided you uphold the moral values contained within his sacred canon. When a Woman sets a guy up with her busty friend, she’s acting as a Bro. And if she sets him up with other hot friends after he slept with the first one and never called her again, then she’s officially his Bro.

How do you bring someone on a date without money? :p

Origin (This is absolutely hilarious)

While the story of the Bro Code is not nearly as simple and elegant as God handing down some stone tablets to Broses, its origins weave all the way back to the dawn of humanity.

In the beginning there was no Bro code… which was unfortunate for the world’s first Bros – Cain and Abel. Lacking an agreed-upon set of social principles, Cain killed Abel and committed history’s first Broicide. As punishment Cain was doomed to walk the earth alone. Why? Because without a wingman, he had absolutely no chance to meet chicks.

Centuries later a Bro from Sparta and a Bro from Troy got in a fight over a chick named Helen. I know, “Helen” doesn’t sound hot, but allegedly she had a “face that launched a thousand ships,” so you can just imagine what her rack was like. The two Bros waged a terrible war over this chick, a war that could have been avoided had the Bros been familiar with the most basic Bro Code : Bros before ho’s. Troy put up a good fight, but the Spartan navy was very powerful. Soon hordes of Spartan seamen burst through the Trojan barrier, and Helen got half the hold for the next eighteen years.

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While the original document is housed two stories beneath sea level in an undisclosed, vacuum-sealed, bullet-proof chamber, I was able to gain access long enough to manufacture this replica.

Some articles from The Bro Code.

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Article 4 – A Bro never divulges the existence of the Bro Code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason… no, not even that reason.

Note: If you are a woman reading this, first, let me apologize : it was never my intention for this book to contain so much math. Second, I urge you to look at this document for what it is – a piece of fiction meant to entertain a broad audience through the prism of stereotypical gender differences. I mean, sometimes it really is like we’re from different planets!  Clearly, no real person would actually believe or adhere to the vulgar rules contained within. *Those boots are adorable, b-t-dub.

*Psst- hey guys! I Put this in really small type at the bottom since we all know men hav emuch better vision than women. Ignore the above – the Bro Code is definitely not a piece of fiction. I was simply lying to uphold this very article.

Article 15 – A Bro never dances with his hands over his head.

Article 16 – A Bro should be able, at any time, to recite the following reigning champions : Super bowl, World Series, and Playmate of the year.

Article 68 – If a Bro be on a hot streak, another Bro will do everything possible to ensure its longevity, even if that includes jeopardizing his own personal records, the missing of work, or, if necessary, generating a realistic fear that the end of the world is imminent.

Article 99 – A Bro never asks for directions when lost. Exception : A Bro may ask for directions from a hot chick who seems to know the area, A Bro may ask for directions from a hot chick even if she also appears lost, A bro may ask for directions from a hot chick even if he is not lost at all.

Article 124 : If a Bro shoots an air ball, strike out while playing softball, or throw a gutter ball while Browling, he is requires to make some sort of excuse for himself.

Article 135 – If a scenario arises in which a Bro has promised two of his Bros permanent shotgun, one of the following shall determine the copilot : (1) foot race to the car, (2) silent auction, or in the case of a road trip exceeding 450 miles, (3) a no-holds-barred cage match to the death.

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There, a nice little review and preview of The Bro Code, it really is a wonderful and fun guide to live your brolationships by.Above are a few more recommendations from what i hear are equally awesome books & products.

So Bros, i’m not saying it’s absolutely practical to live by, but hell The Bro Code is an insanely fun thing to carry about and live some of your brotherhoods by, go grab a copy here and inject a dose of awesomeness into  your bromances here : The Bro Code by Barney Stinson with Matt Kuhn.

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Cheers!

Yours sincerely,
Desmond L.